Pu the Owl, the resident being of Absurdia.Net, is not going to insert a résumé in this limited space, because time is fugacious and so is the interest of the reader. Besides, she kind of knows what she is and what she is doing.
Not particularly skilled nor resourceful from any point of view and full instead of discontent and longing, this owl wanted like almost everybody else on this planet a place of her own. Redesigning a webpage is more convenient these days than restructuring a house and it's probably safer than occupying a bench, though the second statement needs some testing.
Since nobody's perfect, the visitor won't demand perfection and nothing will be expected from the visitor in return. It's hard to be a saint in the city.
Credits
Thanks to Uncle Walt - who's not Pu's actual uncle, in case you're wondering - for the help, the patience and for sharing all those fancy drinks. He could have smacked a chair on the Owl's head on several occasions but he refrained from doing it.
Thanks to thesesites for some of the resources used in the graphics and to Wordpress for powering the page.
Thanks to everything Pu's been listening to or watching or reading while developing the site. Every bit of it is showing in a way or another.
The pocket was the first instict of humanity and was used long years before the human race had a trousers between them. — Flann O’Brien, At Swim-Two-Birds