Pu the Owl, the resident being of Absurdia.Net, is not going to insert a résumé in this limited space, because time is fugacious and so is the interest of the reader. Besides, she kind of knows what she is and what she is doing.

Not particularly skilled nor resourceful from any point of view and full instead of discontent and longing, this owl wanted like almost everybody else on this planet a place of her own. Redesigning a webpage is more convenient these days than restructuring a house and it's probably safer than occupying a bench, though the second statement needs some testing.

Since nobody's perfect, the visitor won't demand perfection and nothing will be expected from the visitor in return. It's hard to be a saint in the city.