Absurdia.Net

So it goes.

Category: Stupid Questions

Owl wants to go to prison


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OK, so… I just learnt that inmates in Iceland get paid to study. If they want to study, of course. They can get paid more than $3 per hour, for up to five hours daily. Sure, 3 dollars per hour isn’t much, but I doubt you have many expenses when you are in prison anyway. Unless you are The Godfather, at least. Just for comparison, in Italy slave trad… I mean… employers pay the same amount — but very often less — to immigrants to do very hard work for 10+ hours each day. And after that, these people — the immigrants, not the employers — have to take care of themselves; with crazy rents and all that jazz, they end living in very shitty and dangerous slums, with no assistance or social rights whatsoever, etc. I’m not even talking about the situation of prisons in Italy, because it’s hopeless and disgraceful and very depressing. On the other hand, inmates in Iceland are said to be treated quite well. According to rumors, Icelandic prisons are more like hotels than like correctional facilities as we know them. I’m not sure about that, but from the outside some of them don’t even look like actual prisons.

At the moment there are 189 inmates in the whole country, which for Iceland’s capacity is a lot. Around 300 criminals are waiting to serve their sentences because there is no way room for them can be made. Basically, they are waiting in line till it’s their turn to be jailed. This will very likely be going on till another prison is built. Why is it so strange though? At these conditions, I would definitely want to go to prison too.

When will updates come? I wonder.


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I shall do something about this page. I’m trying to find a new look that won’t completely put everything I do to shame. I’d like, more than anything, to keep things clean and simple. I usually lose myself in stupid appendages I don’t even like. I’m not sure why. Must be some kind of compensation.

I start working on this task, then after three hours I find myself absorbed into something completely different, like reading how to make tortillas or what is the life expectancy of African Grey Parrots. Or I discover I am playing with the iPhone and I’m at once filled with horror for my vanity.

I changed the layout at least five times in the last months, and as everybody can see no new layout is emerging from the recesses of my computer. I haven’t been drinking either, because I am paranoid about ruining myself financially. So what’s with this impossibility to focus and get things done? Simple tasks like having a new layout up for example?