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A remorseful teacup killer


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With Autumn approaching and air getting chillier little by little, I am able again to come back to my torrential tea habits. Yes, and this means I will be soon in trouble. Because my beautiful Japanese teacup got smashed accidentally in July. It was an unpleasant accident, involving a bear, hard candy and the printer. The teacup was innocent and got mixed in this whole gory affair in spite of itself. That’s because I’m keeping all my things in a very limited space, so I deserved it. I haven’t learned a lesson from it, that’s for sure. And I don’t have decent teacup anymore. I’m browsing ebay to find a replacement; since I want my cup to come directly from Japan it’ll take some time. What will I do in the meantime? I have other cups of course. But I don’t like them. My cup was tiny and had beautiful carvings in it. Those I own are stupid cups painted with ugly flowers or fruit. I don’t remember buying them, I don’t remember anybody in the family ever buying them. Who wants something so characterless? They probably came with something else. I don’t know how some objects come to live with you in these cases. I also have a thermal cup I got as a gift ages ago, when I was in high school. There’s a dismal frog in a field on it. It’s a thermal cup. The frog tells you by turning into a prince when the content is hot. But it’s a big cup, presumably for milk rather than for tea. There’s also that expensive tea set I got for Christmas. It’s vaguely Asian in style, but it’s probably made in Italy. That’s not the point anyway. I have nothing against it. It’s that I don’t want to use a teacup that has other three twin sisters stashed away in a dark box somewhere. I don’t want to depersonalize my very intimate tea-sipping ritual. And the teapot. I don’t need that pretentious teapot. It’s small and it looks terribly fragile despite its sturdiness. I wouldn’t know where to put it. There’s enough kitchenware around this house already. I have my own teapot, something conveniently anonymous that will hold a lot of tea and I can keep in my room without fearing to break it every five minutes. I have other six or seven teapots around the house, stuff somebody bought and never even used. Again, items with gold platings and flowers and things like that. I’m not old and brain-dead enough yet to want to use something like that or even look at it on daily basis. The truth is I wish I didn’t kill my teacup. But I know if I’ll get another I’ll keep it in the same spot I used to keep its dead predecessor. Sad, but I have no other place in the room to keep it. It’s the only free spot there is, apart from the chair.

Holes from the abyss


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I made a hole in the bottom of the freezer. I was trying to get rid of a huge and sturdy block of ice and with the hammer I hit too hard. I heard a pssssttttt coming out the newborn hole and I thought “I am fucked”. What upsets me the most is the thought of all that food going to waste. As a former anorexic, this is particularly unbearable, I don’t even know why. Denial taking form once again, travesty and mockery, that’s what it probably is. I feel the same sense of guilt I used to feel in the old days, when ingesting calories was like pronouncing a death sentence. The first thought that came to mind was “I should be hanged for this” but somebody rightly pointed out I was being too tragic over something that can happen everyday. That’s a crime too, you know. So now I rather feel like an inept who’s just hidden her ineptitude to the world with a cheap trick that’s going to be found out sooner or later. I don’t know why I have to dwell on this. I am a mean and trivial person, that’s what I am. When you spend years of your life thinking about denying survival on a daily basis, you probably lose the sense of reality. That’s the only explanation. But the more I think about the whole matter, the more I think how stupid it is to make things worse than they actually are, the more I am forced to think how much guilt there is in my carelessness.

Histories of petty crime I


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There’s someone in need of some serious spanking in the neighborhood. Someone having fun going around wrecking other people’s cars, making huge holes in their tyres, and so forth. What the hell. The average working person earns just what’s needed to live from day to day, to send kids to school and pay bills; the non-working person, usually somebody who’s retired after a crappy life doing awful things, has just what it’s needed for various vital expenses, and some brain-dead louse, aged from 15 to 30, with a fucking family always ready to save his ugly lazy useless ass, has the luxury to go around making a mess and destroying in a mere five minutes all the efforts a person surviving on a lousy pension or salary does in a whole month or more, forcing this person to jeopardize the whole family balance for a selfish and senseless destructive impulse. How I’d like to kick those people in their sorry asses and make them admit they’re the most useless scum ever; how I’d like them to be forced to do some real work once in their lives so they would at least know money is not produced by trees growing in the shitty courtyard behind their paternal houses. Those fuckers seriously need an injection of conscience.